Hindi Insult SMS / Text Messages

Arz kia hay,
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
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Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

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Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye,
bure waqt main muskurana chahiye...
Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho
to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

Aap k haath main mobile hai..

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Aap k haath main mobile hai..

Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai...

SMS ki achi khasi File hai...

Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

isi liye main usay le ja raha hon

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Girl's father: "main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray"

Boyfriend:"Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon."

Dil main tum, dharkam main tum

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Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho

Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain

Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

1 crore thukra diye

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KBC main shahrukh ne
mujh se pocha
world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai?
main ne 1 crore thukra diye,
magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

Mosam shabab ka

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Mosam shabab ka
nasha sharab ka
parda janab ka
aur rang gulab ka
in main sab sey haseen to dekho
sms parhne wala ¢â‚¬Å“mendak talab ka¢â‚¬Â

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.

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Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai