Insult SMS / Text Messages

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

Someone misses you

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..

I put my dog out of the window

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
'TWINS TWINS'

Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

No visits...

no calls..

no sms's...

no letters...

no missed calls..

I'm worried...

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

A monkey has been severely injured

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.

An extra sense is NON SENSE.

List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

Why do men chase women?

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

3 ways to break d mirror

In 3 ways u can break d mirror‚¦

1.throw stone at d mirror

2. throw de mirror on d floor.

3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth‚¦.