If you were my husband,
I would poison your coffee
If you were my wife
I would drink it.
Latest husband & wife sms jokes collection (urdu & english)
Wife SMS / Text Messages
Behavior before and after marriage
(130 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)
Loading...If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)
Habbit of talking in sleep
(78 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)Loading...A Lady to Doctor:
My husband has d habit of talking in sleep! wat shud i giv him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake
WIFE IS DANGEROUS
(37 votes, average: 2.89 out of 5)Loading...LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
Musibat abhi tali nahi hai
(36 votes, average: 3.72 out of 5)Loading...patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai
Everybody makes mistakes in this world
(45 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...In this world everybody makes mistakes...
But
Only girlfriend, wife n boss have
the gifted talent of finding them,
remembering them n reminding them
I Miss You
(141 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5)Loading...M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world... gave me our sweet family.
LOVE YOU!
Husband to a newly wed wife
(45 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5)Loading...Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
(63 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)Loading...Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha
Prove you were not overspeeding
(60 votes, average: 3.98 out of 5)Loading...Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother's home!
Judge: that's all, case dismissed :p
Wife: What is so interesting in me
(28 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)Loading...Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Husband at the bank
(66 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...Wife called her husband
Wife: honey where are you?
Husband: I'm at the bank.
Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,
5000 to do my hair and
10,000 to buy a dress.
Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.
Do you want fish to cook?