A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
Funny Santa banta Jokes SMS Messages in English
Santa Banta SMS / Text Messages
Cable T.V
Santa:
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don't study,so i got rid of it
Banta: Good?
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Bank make your dreams come true
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was:
We make your dreams come true...
To avoid side effects
Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
Cut workload by 50%
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
Santa & Mathematical conversion
Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then
For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?
Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!