Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Hi,
My name is
€BUBBLI€

My Number is
0333-HUSBAND
&
My Network is
0300-BOYFRIEND

Number always OLD
But
Network always new

Marital Life and Fight

2nd day after wedding

Bubbli-
Mom I got in fight with my husband

Anti Misba-
It's part of marital life

Bubbli-
Oh ok but what should I do with the dead body

Father 2 his son

Father 2 his son: If u do not pass your exam this time,
dont call me Papa
After some days.......
father: how is your result?
Son: Sorry Zaheer sb

Throw Butter

Why did Bubbli throw a butter
Out of the window?
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Cause Bubbli wanted to see
Butterfly

Keep in touch

The Day I Die n Exit from dis pathetic life 4ever,
do buy sum nice beautiful flowers 4 me,
from d money which u r saving by not messaging me,
so keep in touch :-)

Happy Slow Arrival of Winter

The taste of Oranges
The walk in Frost
The Golden sunlight
The beauty of Autumn colors
The magic of wet red leaves...
"Happy Slow Arrival of Winter"

Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai.

Umeed nahi fir bi jiye jate hai..
khali hai bottle fir bi piye jate hai.,

Himmat to dekho hamari...
Response aata nehi fir bhi sms kiye jate hai....

My heart is a mobile & u r its SIM

Girl:How much do you love me?
Boy:My heart is a mobile and you are its SIM

Girl:Ooh God.. I am soo lucky..
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She doesn't know that my mobile is dual sim :P