Misc SMS Jokes / Text Messages

Elephant & Ant were walking on a bridge.
Then d elephant looked down toward d river.
Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
Y?

Bcoz ants wife was bathing in the river.

We are good friends because

We are good friends because
u think I am sweet
and
I think u r sweet,

U think I am nice
and
I think u are nice,

You think I am smart
and
I think you are right:p

SEND me all UR MONEY

Money can buy :-
a house not home,
A bed but not sleep,
medicine but not health,

Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering.
SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

I always think about U

I always think about U.
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I can't live without U.
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I really need U.
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I'm totally mad about U.
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I just wanna be with U.
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I'm very desperate for U.
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I'm crazy 4 U.
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I wanna marry U.
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I LOVE U.
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Aisa muje MAMA kehti hai

Two lovers plan to comit suicide

Two lovers plan to comit suicide,
the boy jumped first,

girl closed her eyes and
return back saying "love is blind".

Boy in air, opened his
parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte‚¦

Teacher And A Student

Behind every successful student
there is a Good Teacher

But What about Failed student?

A BEAUTIFUL
TEACHER...!

First ATM Password

I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your HAPPY MOMENTS
Every single second of day
Let us START with your ATM Password first.

Piece of PHILOSOPHY

Piece of PHILOSOPHY :

Small things hurt a lot

Example :
u can sit on a mountain
but not on a pin..! ;-)

Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

Ek din ek ladka ek ladki ke sath baitha tha
doosre din doosri ladki ke sath
teesre din teesri ladki ke sath
baitha tha
Moral of the story
Ladkiyan badal jati hain ladke nahi badalte.

I'm flower but rose is u....

I m a fl¸wer
but
ROSE is U,

Im star
but
MOON is U,

I m stone
but
DIAMOND is U,

I m the sky
but
SUN is U,

I m the LIGHT
but

LOAD SHEDDING IS U

Most dangerous weapons

The Two Most dangerous Weapons In
The World Other Than Nuclear Bombs

1. A Girl's Smile
&

2. A Girl's Tears.