Funny SMS / Text messages & jokes (Latest / New in English,Hindi & Urdu)
"Interesting Confusions"
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it's already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn't glue, stick to its bottle;-)..!!
The difference between scientific theory and reality
is like the difference between
reading the menu and eating dinner.
Height Of Illiteracy:
You Take A Blade
And
Write Your Lovers Name On Your Arm.
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Make A Spelling Mistake.
Cutest Proposal -
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
"Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again.."
Worlds smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I love Ur wife.
Thank you
GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card
BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!
Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.
He asks, "How's the situation?"
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.
They said, "It's fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!"..:-P
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)
The best feature of iPhone 6 is
that if you hold it upside down
it becomes iPhone 9.
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
"Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband's coat from 20 meters,
but can't see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :-D
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
"DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU'll face problem"
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
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