Funny SMS / Text Messages

Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?

Ans:
Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
&
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Wake up with a smile

It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Good Morning :-)

Man : How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Ladies hostel caught Fire

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

When u feel lonely and alone

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

I say she's no good!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

There's a bomb in my garden!

Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

Jab sey tumhain jana hai,

Jab sey tumhain jana hai,
jab sey tumhain paaya hai,

har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Ta k poochhu rab say
.
.
.
.
ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?