Exam SMS / Text Messages

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Turning pages without reading

Air and students have the same mentality
Dont you know how ?

Both keep turning book's pages without reading

Cover your answer sheet

The funniest situation in student life
when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

Newton's 4th law

According to newton's 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

A student grabbed a coin

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
"Head, I go to sleep."

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I'll study:p

eXams are there, at the paper u stare

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Best of luck in your exams

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

A genius is a person....

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

Good news for Karachi University students

Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Analogy for all college lecturers

AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS:

They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class
&
expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

The shortest relationship

The Shortest Relationship
Ever Is Between
Students & Books . . .
They Commit 0ne Day
Before Exam
&
After Exam Break Up ! !

Probability of a topic

"The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely...."