How Pakistani professors speak english, 1. Don't dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6.All of u stand in a straight […]
Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting. They saw a Jin. Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a time But u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each. Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled) Officer said: Send me […]
I Want You To Hug Me When I Get Scared. I Want You To Kiss Me When I Act Like A Kid. I Want You To Care For Me When I'm Sick. I Want You To Listen To Me When I Wanna Say Something. I Want You To Understand My Silence When I Don't Have […]
People don't always need advice. Sometimes all they really need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen, and a heart to understand them. These line are really very heart touching, sometime we should understand the condition. Good Morning / Good Night
I've learned.. I came alone and i've to go alone I've learned People r with u only when they need u, not otherwise I've learned. Extra care of anyone by you will ultimately bring a blame for you, not appreciation I've learnd.. A simple LIE of ur close one can break you more than anything […]
There r lots of people around u some of them r important 4 u, out of these some people few r more important 4 u and out of these few people 1 is most important 4 u and 4 me that 1 is u my sweet friend.
Examples of stupid questions people ask.. 1. When people c u lying down, wid ur eyes closd dy still ask:- r u sleepin? 2. When it's rainin & some1 notices u goin out, dy ask: - r u going out in dis rain? 3. Ur friend calls ur home fone:- where r u? 4. Dey […]