Achewood Quote by Chris Onstad

“Does the beef salute the butcher as it throbs to it's knees?”

— Clive Barker

You got beef, bring your cow, I will cattle you

— Lil Wayne

“If my butt's in the way you're just gonna have to deal with it!”

— Sarah Griswold in Madame K's Friday Flex

“I’d hate to have my roomies walk in on me while I’m bludgeoning the beefsteak.”

— Carmen Jenner

“Get me meat. Lots of it. Meat on meat”

— Stacey Jay

“Oh,Angus, where's the beef?”

— Kerrelyn Sparks

“Hold on to your butts.”

— Samuel L. Jackson

“thats where ur height goes...its all in ur ass”

— carol

“If you squat on a path, you'll get boils on your backside.”

— Nancy Farmer

“Exposed like butt cheeks at a strip club; chicken breasts, fleshy and sallow in the butcher’s case; tequila bottle soldiers lined up across the…

— Dennis Vickers

“Don't eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes of that cow will pursue you through all eternity.”

— James Joyce

“Eat the meat, and spit out the bones.”

— Kent Hovind