“The saddest thing is a little girl who is told by her own mother and father that she will never be pretty. And then they open the front door, and on the porch is a little white suitcase, with all… — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image
“If you think about it even medium-hard, launching a scared little dog into space with no intention of getting it back is a seriously… — chris onstad Copy Share Image
“I was glad to have the opportunity, but now I am glad to be rid of it. The constant violence, or the impending threat of it, and the toll of seeing so many casualties, over time, has enveloped me in an environment that weighs as heavily as a wool shroud even on pleasant days. To be the tiller at the… — Chris Onstad Copy Share
“He threw on a cardigan and some track pants and tried to say a goodbye that meant come back again.” — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image
“The saddest thing is an old bag lady, freezing to death in the snow on Christmas Eve, and the last thing she sees is… — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image
“YOU GONNA STAND THERE WITH YOUR BUTT ON THE BACK OF YOUR BODY OR ARE YOU GONNA GET IN ON THIS, BEEF?” — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image
“I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea.” — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image
“The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken some day.… — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image
“The saddest thing is when the toilet from an abandoned space station falls back to earth, lands upside-down on a child who was playing… — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image
“College is just a place where they let you pay them to tell you things you should be getting paid to learn on the… — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image
“It's kind of like... It's kind of like playin' a basketball game. I am there and the other player is there, and it's just… — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image
