Lie-bot Quote by Chris Onstad

“If you think about it even medium-hard, launching a scared little dog into space with no intention of getting it back is a seriously…

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“I was glad to have the opportunity, but now I am glad to be rid of it. The constant violence, or the impending threat…

— Chris Onstad

“He threw on a cardigan and some track pants and tried to say a goodbye that meant come back again.”

— Chris Onstad

“The saddest thing is an old bag lady, freezing to death in the snow on Christmas Eve, and the last thing she sees is…

— Chris Onstad

“YOU GONNA STAND THERE WITH YOUR BUTT ON THE BACK OF YOUR BODY OR ARE YOU GONNA GET IN ON THIS, BEEF?”

— Chris Onstad

“I wish in the past I had tried more things 'cause now I know that being in trouble is a fake idea.”

— Chris Onstad

“Fire is not a thing. It is a situation of temperature.”

— Chris Onstad

“The saddest thing is when the toilet from an abandoned space station falls back to earth, lands upside-down on a child who was playing…

— Chris Onstad

“College is just a place where they let you pay them to tell you things you should be getting paid to learn on the…

— Chris Onstad

“Welcome to the only game in town.”

— Chris Onstad

“It's kind of like... It's kind of like playin' a basketball game. I am there and the other player is there, and it's just…

— Chris Onstad

“The saddest thing is a little girl who is told by her own mother and father that she will never be pretty. And then…

— Chris Onstad