“The saddest thing is an old bag lady, freezing to death in the snow on Christmas Eve, and the last thing she… — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image
“The saddest thing is a retarded man who is crying and promising a broken egg that it will still be a chicken… — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image
“The saddest thing is when the toilet from an abandoned space station falls back to earth, lands upside-down on a child who… — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image
“The saddest thing is a little girl who is told by her own mother and father that she will never be pretty.… — Chris Onstad Copy Share Image