Devil wears prada Quote by Yelawolf

Cause Jesus drives a Harley, the devil wears prada, if god was one of us he'd probably drink vodka

— Yelawolf

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

— Tom Waits

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living…

— Benjamin Franklin

Drink is in itself a good creature of God, and to be received with thankfulness, but the abuse of drink is from Satan, the…

— Increase Mather

If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating…

— Khaled Hosseini

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

— Richard Kadrey

'Jesus died for us just drink this drink.' My sister in law is a genius.

— Anonymous

And of course, the answer came to me in the same way Jesus comes to those who drink in trailers: as an epiphany.

— Augusten Burroughs

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

— John Huston

If I could have a beer with Jesus. Heaven knows Id sip it nice and slow. Id try to pick a place that aint…

— Thomas Rhett Akins

“There are thousands of wines that can take over our minds. Don't think all ecstasies are the same! Jesus was lost in his love…

— Mawlana Jalal-al-Din Rumi

About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze.

— Herman Wouk