Democracy Quote by Woody Guthrie

Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others rob you with a fountain pen.

— Woody Guthrie

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

— Frank Moore Colby

What men in all the world have shown such daring?

— Hernando Cortes

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I…

— Mitch Hedberg

A lot of men are competitive about being funny.

— Arden Myrin

It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.

— W. C. Fields

“We who hold the pen... and like bricks we use our words... how stupid of us... how naive... to even think for a second...…

— unauthor

The world of men show like a comedy without laughter: populations, interests, government, history; 't is all toy figures in a toyhouse.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

There's a lot more to me than just funny.

— Steve Harvey

“Handing me a pen is like handy a madman a knife...at the end of it you know you'll end up with a lot of…

— D.E.M. Emrys

Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women.

— Andy Samberg

It's not like every male comic you meet is funny. Like, a lot of them are not funny.

— Erik Griffin