Doctors Quote by Willie Nelson

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.

— W. C. Fields

I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors.

— Joe E. Lewis

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead.

— Cesar Romero

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors.

— Willie Nelson

I know this might be broadcast broadly. But I'm 52 years old, and I'm going to admit to you that I've never had a…

— Bryan Stevenson

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

— Robert Benchley

Alcohol may pick you up a little bit, but it lets you down in a hurry.

— Betty Ford

Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry.

— Coluche

I got sober at age forty-two.

— Leslie Jordan

They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Whos in a hurry?

— Anonymous

There are more old drunkards than old physicians.

— Francois Rabelais

I don't have a drink problem. But if that was the case and doctors told me I had to stop, I'd like to think…

— Oliver Reed