Danger Quote by William S. Burroughs

Moo may represent an idea, but only the cow knows.

— Mason Cooley

“Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Moo”

— LOL Funny Jokes Club

“A cow of an awkward pause mooed.”

— David Mitchell

“Come friendly bombs and fall on Slough! It isn't fit for humans now, There isn't grass to graze a cow. Swarm over, Death!”

— John Betjeman

“A cow of awkward pause mooed.”

— David Mitchell

“But when I say 'cow', don’t go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“one can even kill a cow in self defence…”

— Vineet Asopa

“Cock-a-doodle-doo, the cow says moo.”

— Crazy Steve

“I thought I heard a cow mooing in Seese's back yard. Later on, later down the road, as they say, I would learn that…

— Roland Merullo

“They examine me like I’m a cow at a 4-H auction. I try not to moo.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“She dragged me across the floor, stopping from time to time only to kick me. I didn't know our cows too could be so…

— Samuel Beckett

“Only a keen sense of public duty restrains me from plugging you where you sit, you ineffable swine.”

— Anonymous