Animal Quote by David Mitchell

“Sometimes it frightens me how much I enjoy behaving like a complete cow.”

— Sarra Manning

“Cock-a-doodle-doo, the cow says moo.”

— Crazy Steve

“Where’s…My…Cow?” They backed away. “Is that my cow?” the creature demanded, stepping forward unsteadily. It shook its head sadly.”

— Terry Pratchett

“She dragged me across the floor, stopping from time to time only to kick me. I didn't know our cows too could be so…

— Samuel Beckett

“I thought I heard a cow mooing in Seese's back yard. Later on, later down the road, as they say, I would learn that…

— Roland Merullo

“They examine me like I’m a cow at a 4-H auction. I try not to moo.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“It's a natural progress, but still. That thing about the cow is so stupid. Do I look like a cow to you?”

— Meg Cabot

“That sure as fuck ain't no cow”

— Scott Sigler

“Be the slaughterhouse for sacred cows.”

— Cassandra Duffy

“And bring her around to bear witness to my beautiful exploded cow and the villainy it represents.”

— Dean Koontz

“But when I say 'cow', don’t go running away with the idea of some decent, self-respecting cudster such as you may observe loading grass…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“I'm not asking you to buy the milk, O'Flaherty, I just want you to grope the cow.”

— Abigail Roux