Laundry Quote by William Gibson

“There was no room for unhappiness when squeezed between two sets of washboard abs. New life motto, right there.”

— Cora Carmack

“I’ve got washboard abs. Go ahead, get rid of your dishwasher.”

— Jarod Kintz

“His arms are big, his shoulders well developed. And his abs. Omigod, his abs are a work of art. Forget six-pack. This guy has…

— Tracy Wolff

I got some abs.

— Bryson DeChambeau

“Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.”

— Matthew Inman

“On the table beside me is a book entitled Love’s Desperate Desire. Based on the cover, I would have called it My Spectacular Washboard…

— Rick Yancey

“I felt like laundry in a washing machine, when all I wanted was to be put on and become her favourite shirt.”

— Isabelle Ronin

“Was he wearing those black sweatpants she loved seeing him in? The ones that hung low on his hard abs, his dick print sweats.”

— V. Theia

“He could wait while I threw some laundry in. That's right ladies. I do laundry.”

— K.A. Stewart

My abs are so ripped up they're called 'The Situation.'

— Michael Sorrentino

“It takes a lot more than washboard abs and a giant . . .” Crap. Something else… Ego. To get my attention”

— Nicole Williams

Everyone knows that I have abs.

— Michael Sorrentino