Abraham Quote by Warren Buffett

How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make…

— Abraham Lincoln

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a…

— Abraham Lincoln

If you call a tail a leg, how many legs does a horse have? Four, calling a tail a leg does not make it…

— Abraham Lincoln

Calling a tail a leg does not make it a leg.

— Abraham Lincoln

“There is no egg in egg plant, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a…

— Ellen Notbohm

“If there is any animal in the whole category of four-legged creatures that more thoroughly deserves to be called a pig than the pig,…

— John Kendrick Bangs

Of a pigs taile you can never make a good shaft. [Of a pig's tail you can never make a good shaft.]

— George Herbert

“Question: What do you call a bear with no teeth? Answer: A gummy bear!   Question:”

— Michelle Zimmerman

Do you notice that all presidents have a dog? There is always a First Dog. Or two or three. You have to have a…

— Robert Fulghum

Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich and four-assed mongoose. - Mafesto

— South Park

What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

— Superman

3. There are bears and there are small dogs. Be strong like bear! If they take out your teeth, sit on the dogs. Bears…

— Dave Eggers