Money Quote by South Park

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.

— Thomas Watson, Jr

An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass

— George Washington

I'm a monkey and a flower, I'm everything at once.

— Talking Heads

The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.

— H. Allen Smith

“Perfect! Now we're being chased by hoards of monkeys! Perhaps you would care to name their species as we're attacked, just so I can…

— Colleen Houck

As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do Pretty Much…

— Tad Williams

A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.

— Superman

I don't mind if, according to the Law of Evolution, my grand grand grand etc. father is a monkey,but I do mind if he…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Well, there's no monkey on my back,

— Kim Clijsters

With four parameters I can fit an elephant, and with five I can make him wiggle his trunk.

— John von Neumann

A poor degenerate from the ape, Whose hands are four, whose tail's a limb, I contemplate my flaccid shape And know I may not…

— Aldous Huxley