Guinea pig Quote by Ellen Notbohm
““There is no egg in egg plant, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, two geese. So one moose, two meese? If teachers taught, why haven’t preachers praught? We have noses that run and feet that smell. How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?””
About This Quote
Highlight the quirks and inconsistencies of language and logic.
In simple terms: Language is funny and illogical.
Embrace humor in puzzling details.
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When to use this quote
- teaching
- writing
- public speaking
- entertainment
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What language oddities surprise you?
- How does humor aid learning?
Humor may obscure deeper meaning.