If New York is a wise guy, Paris a coquette, Rome a gigolo and Berlin a wicked uncle, then London is an… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
“A popular Internet essay notes: “There is no egg in egg plant, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. A guinea pig is… — Ellen Notbohm Copy Share Image
“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor… — Richard Lederer Copy Share Image
We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
“I've endured my entire life struggling from a split personality. The problem is that the other guy, a wise guy named (Jack)...has always… — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Why did the wise guys always accuse other people of being wise guys? — Robert Cormier Copy Share Image
How did females become 'guys?' How did everyone become 'guys?' Remember, too, that a male guy was something of a scoundrel. And… — Frank Deford Copy Share Image
“There is no egg in egg plant, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is… — Ellen Notbohm Copy Share Image
I never mean to be disrespectful, and I don't mean to be a wise guy. — Charles Grodin Copy Share Image
Wise guy, he not go against wind. In Chinese we say, Come from South, blow with wind -- poom! -- North will… — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
“What a lousy earth! He wondered how many people were destitute that same night even in his own prosperous country, how many… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I could hardly get a boy to look at me. All right, they'd look, they'd even take me out, but no one… — Alice Hoffman Copy Share Image
Clevinger was a troublemaker and a wise guy. Lieutenant Scheisskopf knew that Clevinger might cause even more trouble if he wasn't watched.… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Some wise guys came by my business establishment and tried to offer me neighborhood protection. They weren’t mafia, but they were wearing… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Always" and "never" are not words that have much meaning in literary study. For one thing, as soon as something seems to… — Thomas C. Foster Copy Share Image
Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
There's a certain type of character that you can't help but come in contact with growing up and living in Brooklyn and… — Steve Buscemi Copy Share Image
Now get this through ya head ya jew motha fucka you. You only exist out here because of me! Thats the only… — Joe Peshi Copy Share Image
Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story,… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
Our target market is recreational bettors, but that doesn't mean we expel the wise guys. A big bet for us is maybe $10,000. — Calvin Ayre Copy Share Image
“Thieves, spies and other wise guys are working everywhere…including in branches of the U.S. government.” — Sherry Morris Copy Share Image
