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“Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.” quote by W. Bruce Cameron — Download Open image

“Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.”

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