"if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he……" — Vivian Vande Velde

"if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off."

— Vivian Vande Velde

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13 Quotes by Vivian Vande Velde

Vivian Vande Velde has 13 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a characters predicament, but never to solve his problems.
A [reformed] vampire ... mostly tries to make reparation for his previous evil by doing good deeds-most commonly, apparently, going…
If you don't like vampire games, don't play
Then, early, early, early in the morning-just as in countless Disney films-I heard a rooster crow. But guess what? They…
People always talk about good, fresh country air, but I kept getting wiffs of something that was neither good nor…
There, close enough to spit on--if I'd been a barbarian and inclined to spit--was the dragon.
Giannine--What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?
They'd poisoned me, dammit. Probably to trade my dead body to the barbarians for Wulfgar's safe return. Or maybe just…
She sighed. Loudly. "Physical appearance is not what is important." Yeah right. Tell that to any girl who hasn't bothered…
Those Grimm brothers," she said with a sigh, "they'll never amount to anything." And she was right because all they…
The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs,…
Mothers are legendary for being able to read the thoughts of their children at just the right moment.

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Because I went from the 'Daily Show' where I was a fake news guy on a fake news show, to… — Steve Carell
I never wanted to be the next Bruce Lee. I just wanted to be the first Jackie Chan. — Jackie Chan
When I got depressed, I watched Bruce Lee movies. I learned everything from Bruce Lee. — Jackie Chan
As a father, I always want my son to be perfect. When he was young, I tried to train him… — Jackie Chan
Bruce Sutter has been around for awhile and he's pretty old. He's thirty-five years old. That will give you some… — Ron Fairly
Steve Bruce is like a cat on hot tin bricks. — Alvin Martin
If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce. — Anita Bryant
People think once you get famous and rich you move out of the public sphere and you have nothing left… — Paul McCartney
If you take guns away from legal gun owners then the only people who would have guns would be the… — Bruce Willis
The attention from the fashion world is something that I didn't expect. I've shot with Bruce Weber and met Karl… — Emily Ratajkowski
People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can't do that as Bruce Wayne. As a… — Christian Bale

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