All Vivian Vande Velde Quotes
- Number one rule for fiction: Coincidence can be used to worsen a characters predicament, but never to solve his problems. Character
- A [reformed] vampire ... mostly tries to make reparation for his previous evil by doing good deeds-most commonly, apparently, going into the crime solving business. Apparently
- If you don't like vampire games, don't play Games
- Then, early, early, early in the morning-just as in countless Disney films-I heard a rooster crow. But guess what? They don't do it just once. Countless
- People always talk about good, fresh country air, but I kept getting wiffs of something that was neither good nor fresh but definitely country. Air
- if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off. Bruce
- There, close enough to spit on--if I'd been a barbarian and inclined to spit--was the dragon. Barbarian
- Giannine--What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet? Funny
- They'd poisoned me, dammit. Probably to trade my dead body to the barbarians for Wulfgar's safe return. Or maybe just for the fun of it. Barbarians
- She sighed. Loudly. "Physical appearance is not what is important." Yeah right. Tell that to any girl who hasn't bothered to put on a presentable… Any
- Those Grimm brothers," she said with a sigh, "they'll never amount to anything." And she was right because all they ever became was writers. All
- The wolf sniffed beneath the door to be sure this was a human cottage. The scent was undeniable. No pigs, except in bacon form. The… Bacon
- Mothers are legendary for being able to read the thoughts of their children at just the right moment. Able