Bath Quote by Victoria Coren Mitchell

I never use a towel to dry off my face. Instead, I put on toner when my skin is still damp.

— Jeongyeon

“A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you…

— Douglas Adams

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

— Steven Wright

“A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has…

— Douglas Adams

I'm a firm believer in not leaving people out to dry.

— Mark Henry

Let's all try to conserve water. But it's OK to shower.

— Allen Evangelista

This world need to take a bath cause it's to dirty

— Lil Wayne

We don't get ourselves dry cleaned.

— Barney Frank

That awkward moment when you get out of the shower only to realize you don't have any towels.

— Anonymous

I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

— Craig Ferguson

I'm a real bath addict. I could sit in a bath and soak for days on end, and you'll never see me again. It's…

— Poppy Delevingne

Do not throw in the towel; use it for wiping the sweat off your face.

— Otto Graham