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“She might have been a fortune hunter, you know." "Not an especially good one." Warren laughed. "I have no fortune." "But you will one day." Daniel shook his head. "It's never too soon to take precautions." "Ah yes. Lord save me from lovely young women.” quote by Victoria Alexander — Download Open image

““She might have been a fortune hunter, you know." "Not an especially good one." Warren laughed. "I have no fortune." "But you will one day." Daniel shook his head. "It's never too soon to take precautions." "Ah yes. Lord save me from lovely young women.””

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