Elephant Quote by Victor Borge Download Open image “The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)” — Victor Borge ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Elephant Elephant Smoked Elephants Explaining Keys Keys Piano Piano Piano Yellow Smoked Explaining Song Too much Yellow
I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
“Elephants can sense danger. They're able to detect an approaching tsunami or earthquake before it hits. Unfortunately, Jack did not have this talent. The… — Jennifer Richard Jacobson Copy Share Image
When you hear the elephant music you're hearing what they mean to make. — Dave Soldier Copy Share Image
“The pianokeys are black and white but they sound like a million colors in your mind” — Maria Cristina Mena Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I didn't know it was an elephant; I thought it was part of the furniture! ” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Of all African animals, the elephant is the most difficult for man to live with, yet its passing - if this must come -… — Peter Matthiessen Copy Share Image
“Life blew in gusts from the hole in the side of the elephant with a rank smell and a comic flatulence.” — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
“He would much rather hear a piano being demolished by illegal bulldozers than a Mozart concerto” — Andy Stanton Copy Share Image
“I felt like a pianist who'd been forced to play on a few white keys in the middle, finally allowed to run his hands… — Ann Brashares Copy Share Image
The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’ — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
“Once in a while, she said, the patients put on a theatrical show here, and beneath the stage a magnificent grand piano awaited the… — Norman Lewis Copy Share Image
What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by… — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
“I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.” — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in… — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward. — Victor Borge Copy Share Image
“As I remarked before, the Asiatic elephant is smaller than the African, which is frequently twelve feet high, and its tusks are in proportion.… — Jules Verne Copy Share Image
I watched a film called 'Elephant' recently. Its not stylish in the sense of expensive suits and Italian cars, but the styling on every… — Tinie Tempah Copy Share Image
I think success is a relative term. If you're a caveman, success is capturing an elephant. Success is achieving better than the norm. Success… — Jon Taffer Copy Share Image
“The best way to eat an elephant is one bite at a time.” — Wayne Nakoneczny high school track coach Copy Share Image
I've been told I looked like I swallowed an elephant or a pig, whichever was more fitting that day. — Katelyn Ohashi Copy Share Image
My first experience with film was through a still camera. I would sit, very much against my will, with my father in the game… — Gavid Hood Copy Share Image
If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Unlike the primate hand, the elephant's grasping organ is also its nose. Elephants use their trunks not only to reach food but also to… — Frans de Waal Copy Share Image
And that is how Goodwin problems were always fixed. Fix them on the surface but don't go to the root, always ignoring the elephant… — Cecelia Ahern Copy Share Image
I like my stationery to be funnier, like, 'Here's my note, and it's an elephant with a lady smoking a cigarette on top.' — Kate Spade Copy Share Image
