"Meet my Wife aka FAVORITE prostitute(she's the one……" — Unknown Author
"Meet my Wife aka FAVORITE prostitute(she's the one with the blond hair,you dipshit)You know how I know that you're my best whore? Because we hate all the same skanky bitches as each other.Friends are like cows: If you eat them, they die.You, my slut, should have been swallowed!I love that we're such good friends and that you keep all my secrets. Then again you're always drunk and can't remember what I tell you anyway.I know you think you're awesome and there should be more clones of you. Hate to break it to ya, but they would just kill each other.No koozie can effectively convey how fun a drunk you are.I'm so glad we're friends because you are the NICEST and SWEETEST person I know! No, seriously!! Really! I'm not kidding!hhahhah love you prostitute ! STAY AWESOME !!!"
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