"I swear ma phone battery can last longer……" — Joel
"I swear ma phone battery can last longer than most relationships these days"
More Battery Quotes
- I could sell used battery acid and make it fly. — Dan Aykroyd
- My mobile phone battery runs out all the time because all the messages come straight to me. — Ed Balls
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. — Erma Bombeck
- I was in end stage heart failure, liver and kidneys shutting down, and on an emergency basis they went in… — Dick Cheney
- The liquid metal battery story is more than an account of inventing technology. It's a blueprint for inventing inventors. — Donald Sadoway
- The most convincing proof of the conversion of heat into living force [vis viva] has been derived from my experiments… — James Prescott Joule
- Some technologies don't pan out; some companies fail. But I will not walk away from the promise of clean energy.… — Barack Obama
- Whenever I am with energetic young people, I feel like a recharged battery. — Nelson Mandela
- Atoms for peace. Man is still the greatest miracle and the greatest problem on earth. [Message tapped out by Sarnoff… — David Sarnoff
- When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or… — Aisha Tyler
- If you want to live a long time, don't fool with nothing old but money, nothing big but a bank… — Satchel Paige
- A battery of field artillery is worth a thousand muskets. — William Tecumseh Sherman