Vacuums Quote by Universalclockwork

How come we call walkie talkies walkie talkies, but we don't call vacuums pushie suckies? Just sayin...

— Sarah Moores

I've always wondered why it's called a walkie talkie, yet a vacuum isn't called a pushy sucky?

— Anonymous

Nature abhors a vacuum but why do most people hasten to fill in the blanks with garbage.

— Vanna Bonta

I find vacuuming very therapeutic. I like the lines it makes on the carpet.

— Christine Taylor

“Another trick—calculated to lure a different, more sophisticated customer—was to bury a piece in the back of the store, reverse the vacuum cleaner over…

— Donna Tartt

I just don't like the word 'fun'--it's like Volkswagen, or bell-bottoms, or patchouli-oil or bean-sprouts...it rubs me up the wrong way.

— Tom Waits

Hugh consoled me, saying, "Don't let it get to you. There are plenty of things you're good at." When asked for some examples, he…

— David Sedaris

Vaginas are the sexiest of all weird looking things.

— Nikhil Saluja

A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you.

— Elsa Maxwell

They have fun just like we do

— Anonymous

Good girls pack their toothbrush Bad girls pack their diaphragms Naughty girls pack their dildos

— Nikhil Saluja

Vaginas are the mosh pits of hard rock penises.

— Nikhil Saluja