"I take a lull from my CamelBak and……" — Tucker Max
"I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect."
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76 Quotes by Tucker Max
Tucker Max has 76 quotes on this site.
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But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in…
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are,…
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for…
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond?…
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of…
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex…
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the…
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to…
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing.
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Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.
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Bad men are full of repentance.
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There are some forms of religion that are bad, just as there's bad cooking or bad art or bad sex,…
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If my forgeries looked as bad as the CBS documents, it would have been 'Catch Me In Two Days'.
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People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking…
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If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?'…
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From my close observation of writers... they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any…
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The problem with leaderless uprisings taking over is that you don't always know what you get at the other end.…
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