"If you can't eat it, drink it, smoke……" — Neil Gaiman

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1,015 Quotes by Neil Gaiman

Neil Gaiman has 1,015 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, then you are…
Whenever it rains you will think of her.
Sometimes the best way to learn something is by doing it wrong and looking at what you did.
Books make great gifts because they have whole worlds inside of them.
Fear is contagious. You can catch it.
It's just I might get distracted, and I get lost kind of easily, and sometimes I have really bad days...when,…
There are so many places we have not yet seen. So many people still to meet.
I think hell is something you carry around with you, not somewhere you go.
Rule one of reading other people's stories is that whenever you say 'well that's not convincing' the author tells you…
You need more than a beginning if you're going to start a book. If all you have is a beginning,…
The ideas aren't that important. Really they aren't. Everyone's got an idea for a book, a movie, a story, a…
Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters.

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High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself… — Wystan Hugh Auden
I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to… — Francis Bacon
I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink… — Erykah Badu
I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China,… — Antonio Banderas
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
I juice a lot; I get as much protein as I can, because being a vegan, there isn't much protein.… — Travis Barker
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry

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