Quote by Travis Erwin

“Let there be another lettuce!”

— Terry Pratchett

“I saw a woman wearing suspicious lettuce!”

— Lemony Snicket

“I'm hungry enough that I started to salivate at the sight of lettuce. I repeat: lettuce.”

— A.J. Jacobs

“If there are weeds in my garden, I have a problem. But it does not lead me to question the existence of lettuce.”

— Douglas Wilson

“When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade.”

— B. Fox

“I'm pretty sure the devil is made out of high fructose corn syrup.”

— Jonathan M. Baker

“How sick are you? Holy crap. Are you dying or something? Is that why you’re going on a retreat and eating only lettuce?”

— Maisey Yates

“who cared about the lettuce when the beef was being devoured?”

— Neal Shusterman

“The devil is a bad devil.”

— Pedro Okoro

“Do not be devilish.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“Don't be your own devil.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“I am the devil. Here to do the devil's business.”

— Charles Watson