Humor Quote by Tommy Sheppard Download Open image ““Dude, I can hear your fat cells photosynthesizing.”” — Tommy Sheppard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Apparently food encourages not only fat cells, but thinking - two things models seem to be missing.” — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“...it's fat women who are really beautiful. The fatter the better.” — Antonio Olinto Copy Share Image
“I thought that fat people were stupid, I thought they were lazy, and I thought they smelled bad.” — Gabourey Sidibe Copy Share Image
“What, you don't eat fat people?' 'Fat...not alive. Waste product. Need meet.” — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
“I almost died because of obesity. It make me cannot breath when sleep at night.” — Bob Dylant Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
