Broken hearts Quote by Tom Robbins
““On the right side-panel of the verbose and somewhat tautological box of Cheerios, it is written, If you are not satisfied with the quality and/or performance of the Cheerios in this box, send name, address, and reason for dissatisfaction—along with entire boxtop and price paid—to: General Mills, Inc., Box 200-A, Minneapolis, Minn., 55460. Your purchase price will be returned. It isn’t enough that there is a defensive tone to those words, a slant of doubt, an unappetizing broach of the subject of money, but they leave the reader puzzling over exactly what might be meant by the “performance” of the Cheerios. Could the Cheerios be in bad voice? Might not they handle well on curves? Do they ejaculate too quickly? Has age affected their timing or are they merely in a mid-season slump? Afflicted with nervous exhaustion or broken hearts, are the Cheerios smiling bravely, insisting that the show must go on?””
About This Quote
The Cheerios label’s vague guarantee invites absurd speculation about product performance.
In simple terms: A boring warranty text can spark bizarre, humorous thoughts.
Key Takeaway
Don’t let trivial details distract from core value.
Themes
humor
consumer culture
language
absurdity
Mood
playful
ironic
Type
satirical
observational
When to use this quote
- product reviews
- advertising analysis
- creative writing
- critical thinking
- brand perception
Key Concepts
marketing language
consumer expectations
semantic ambiguity
Questions to Reflect On
- How does humor change your perception of a brand?
- When does playful language become misleading?
A Different Perspective
The parody may overlook genuine consumer concerns.
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