Quote by Tom Robbins Download Open image ““Oh, never trust a country That won’t permit live poultry to ride on the bus.”” — Tom Robbins ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.” — Dave Copy Share Image
“The fuss made over the chickens at the checkpoints is not to be believed. Unlike me they had their own papers.” — Elizabeth Wein Copy Share Image
“Poor dearest. I suppose I better be a useful husband and figure out how to cheer you up. Why did the chicken cross the… — Chessela Helm Copy Share Image
“You’re chicken, she told herself, snapping her seat belt. This is America, you live in it, you let it happen. Let it unfurl.” — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“wasn’t a live chicken—that would not have been kind to the chicken—but a whole, plucked chicken.” — Cathy Lamb Copy Share Image
“I am much bigger than the average chicken, and furthermore I was armed with a rolling pin and kitchen knife. As a matter of… — Auberon Waugh Copy Share Image
“anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale. I swear that once R ran away from a chicken just… — M.C. Steve Copy Share Image
“A few times I saw a chicken walking around importantly, like some kind of a regional manager.” — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
“Mr. False! No, don't start grabbing the chickens! Better off farmer with no chickens than a load of chickens with no farmer! Anyway, they'll… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There are times when we can feel destiny close around us like a fist around a doorknob. Sure, we can resist. But a knob… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The party in Alobar’s head, which agitation and anxiety were throwing, now was crashed by a notion: existence can be rearranged. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The world is a wonderfully weird place, consensual reality is significantly flawed, no institution can be trusted, certainty is a mirage, security a delusion,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Anyone who maintains absolute standards of good and evil is dangerous. As dangerous as a maniac with a loaded revolver. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“I believe in everything; nothing is sacred. I believe in nothing; everything is sacred. Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“The glue that holds the natural world together appears to be a harmonious balance of opposites: day and night, light and dark, winter and… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“religion is a paramount contributor to human misery. It is not merely the opium of the masses, it is the cyanide.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
She continued weeping until the heat of her tear water, the sheer velocity of its flow, finally obscured the already vague circumstances of its… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image