Quote by Tom Robbins Download Open image ““If he weren’t a stick his own self, I’d say he had a stick up his butt.”” — Tom Robbins ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I'd tell you to shove your condescending tone up your ass, but a big stick got there first. ” — Dawn Jayne Copy Share Image
“Someone needs to take that stick out of your ass and beat you with it” — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“He threw his back out, which-- fair enough, I'd imagine my back would be a bit sore if I'd spent the last twenty years… — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
“ 'If he wasn't such an ass I wouldn't have to be such a dick. It's a give and take thing.' ” — Lynn Kelling Copy Share Image
“Well, fella, as much as I’d like to stick something up your ass, it ain’t gonna be my finger or anything else on my… — A. Violet End Copy Share Image
“You’re a pain in my ass.” “No. That’s the stick you have shoved up there. You need stop pussyfooting around and figure out your… — Katee Robert Copy Share Image
“I actually told him to f**k himself. And that if he needed an ass to paddle, he should look in the mirror.” — Lexi Blake Copy Share Image
“If my butt's in the way you're just gonna have to deal with it!” — Sarah Griswold in Madame K's Friday Flex Copy Share Image
“Was it wrong to notice how good someone’s butt looked when a second earlier you’d thought he was dead?” — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
“His mama beat him with an ugly stick so hard, it gone straight on till his soul.” — Delia Sherman Copy Share Image
There are times when we can feel destiny close around us like a fist around a doorknob. Sure, we can resist. But a knob… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The party in Alobar’s head, which agitation and anxiety were throwing, now was crashed by a notion: existence can be rearranged. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
The world is a wonderfully weird place, consensual reality is significantly flawed, no institution can be trusted, certainty is a mirage, security a delusion,… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Anyone who maintains absolute standards of good and evil is dangerous. As dangerous as a maniac with a loaded revolver. — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“I believe in everything; nothing is sacred. I believe in nothing; everything is sacred. Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“The glue that holds the natural world together appears to be a harmonious balance of opposites: day and night, light and dark, winter and… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
Zippers are primal and modern at the very same time. On the one hand, your zipper is primitive and reptilian, on the other, mechanical… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“religion is a paramount contributor to human misery. It is not merely the opium of the masses, it is the cyanide.” — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
She continued weeping until the heat of her tear water, the sheer velocity of its flow, finally obscured the already vague circumstances of its… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
