History Quote by Tom Rachman

“That being said, I will throw on the occasional false mustache.”

— It Books

“His mustache made two curved lines around the sides of his mouth like parentheses, as if everything he might say would be very quiet,…

— Barbara Kingsolver

“Mustaches are so cool that I not only have one—I have two. I wear both of mine above my eyes.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I don’t just have one mustache, I have two. You can hardly notice them, though, because I wear them in place of my eyebrows,…

— Jarod Kintz

“...'beard' isn't really a superpower.”

— Amy Leigh Strickland

“You can’t trust a man with a curly mustache. It just screams deviant.”

— Meghan Quinn

“There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

All great men have mustaches.

— Andy Samberg

“When I couldn’t grow a full beard I took it as a sign from God to grow a mustache instead.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh! Do not excite yourself. Shall I say that he interested me because he was trying to grow a mustache and as yet the…

— Agatha Christie

“Where once kings and warriors shaped the world, now quiet men in offices will do the same—and do it far, far more effectively.”

— Brandon Sanderson