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Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches.

— Liam Payne

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

— Ashton Kutcher

Not every person with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache.

— Foxy

Indeed, there's little question that mustaches are the ultimate facial accessory.

— Spencer Dinwiddie

Nowadays, if you have a mustache, people look at you like you're crazy. But when I was growing up, I never saw my dad…

— Kevin Connolly

Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. Its like having a little pet for your face.

— Anita Wise

I had a mustache when I was 13.

— David Schwimmer

I should never, ever try and grow a mustache again.

— Mike McCready

I can't grow a moustache.

— Joe Jonas

There are some women out there who are just going to look better with a mustache: that's statistics.

— Caitlin Moran

It's usually my mom who gets on me about my facial hair. I can't grow a good mustache, so I guess it's just a…

— Andrew Luck

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

— John Oates