He Quote by Tom Lehrer Download Open image “I like Jon Stewart. He's not as obnoxious as Dennis Miller, whom I really can't stand.” — Tom Lehrer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare He Jon Jon Stewart Like Miller Obnoxious Really Stand Whom
I have to tell you I enjoy Jon Stewart. That's the truth. I actually think he's very funny. I've paid to see him do… — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
As a comedian and talk show host, Jon Stewart has been pretty funny. But as a pundit and player in our politics, he's been… — Jamelle Bouie Copy Share Image
Jon Stewart kills me. I love him. And Bill Maher. He does an hour on HBO. But entirely political. It is awfully rough, but… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
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I'd say Jon Stewart has remained funny the entire time. Jon always makes it funny first. And he's just, he's talking about serious things,… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert. Those are the guys I look at who are telling me pretty much the truth. And they throw… — Grace Slick Copy Share Image
If someone is expressing everything I am feeling at the moment, it's probably Jon Stewart. I hear him and think, Yeah! — Sandy Duncan Copy Share Image
I do enjoy Dennis Miller, I do enjoy Chris Rock when they do their political humor, but it's never been my goal... I love… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Plagiarize, plagiarize, / Let no man's work evade your eyes, / Remember why the good Lord made your eyes, / Don't shade your eyes,… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
I ache for the touch of your lips dear, but much more for the touch of your whips dear. — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
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I'm not tempted to write a song about George W. Bush. I couldn't figure out what sort of song I would write. That's the… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
Don't solicit for your sister, it's not nice. Unless you get a good percentage of her price. — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years. — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
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Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I… — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
I don't want to satirise George Bush and his puppeteers, I want to vaporise them. — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
San Francisco is a city of twenty-something millionaire white kids named Doug. — Tom Lehrer Copy Share Image
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