Bad Quote by Tom Colicchio

What I relish most is when a member of my staff, who has worked with passion and patience towards achieving their dream of owning…

— Nobu Matsuhisa

“I was in the meat locker, unhooking the next carcass when I ran into my shift supervisor, who should have been on vacation, as…

— Marko Pandza

When someone gives you food out of nowhere, the first thing you say is, 'What did you do to it?'

— Anonymous

“ What was your first job title? Waiter. It was at a showy opera festival in a barn in Oxfordshire. I did it for…

— Tom Hiddleston

I wrote a mad, passionate letter to the best restaurant in the UK, Le Gavroche in London, and asked if I could work for…

— Paul Rankin

“Thank you.” A bright blush stained her cheeks. “For last night. For chasing the monsters away…” “Anytime. It’s kind of my job to protect…

— Anonymous

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be…

— Frank Carson

One night she told me to put out the garbage. I told her "you cooked it, you take it out".

— Rodney Dangerfield

“I used to be a butcher. She used to come into my store. Every week I would set apart the best piece of meat…

— Brandon Stanton

I had always been told cooking was a servant's job.

— Michael Mina

“There were many days when [I] did not know where my next meal was coming from. But I was never afraid to work, I…

— Nikola Tesla

I was hired as a sous-chef at a restaurant on the Upper East Side. The chef liked to drink - some mornings we would…

— Bobby Flay