Quote by Todd Davis Download Open image ““Americans would not mind higher taxes if they were wrapped in bacon”” — Todd Davis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“It's bacon. How can anything in the world seem bleak when one is eating bacon?” — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“A successful ambassador has to bring the bacon home without spilling the beans.” — Carlos P. Romulo Copy Share Image
“What's more, he was going to have a full American breakfast with bacon and eggs, none of this continental bullshit.” — Gish Jen Copy Share Image
“I'm ashamed to say, I'm one of those guys who's been so busy bringing home the bacon I'm clueless about frying it.” — Laurie Kellogg Copy Share Image
“Oh... and Bacon Surprise.' REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON? 'I don't know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“No one wants to do it with a chick who smells like bacon." Her brow creases. "Everybody loves bacon.” — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
“just heard a commercial which told me Farmer John smokes his own bacon. now, there's one tough son of a bitch.” — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Try telling the boy who’s just had his girlfriend’s name cut into his arm that there’s slippage between the signifier and the signified. Or better yet explain to the girl who watched in the mirror as the tattoo artist stitched the word for her father’s name (on earth as in heaven) across her back that words aren’t made of flesh… — Todd Davis Copy Share
