Dvd Quote by Tim Vine Download Open image “My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped.” — Tim Vine ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dvd Dvds Psychiatrist Put
I did a film that's on YouTube of me reading hate mail with a woman playing the cello in the background. — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
Every time I hear, Cut. Print, something cold and electrical goes off in my head, because I'm never going to change that film. — David Ogden Stiers Copy Share Image
The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
They had taken me to an exhibit called 'Psychiatry: Industry of Death' on Hollywood Boulevard, where a Scientologist told me psychiatrists set up the… — John Sweeney Copy Share Image
So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then tape and the tape is like government tape. It says open here..is that sarcasm?, and buy batteries and they are in there with layers and layers of cardboard and then scissors…you need scissors to get into… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share
When 'Fitoor' didn't work, it affected me a lot. It hurts when a film doesn't do well. — Aditya Roy Kapur Copy Share Image
I bought a self-help cd online. It was called How to Handle Disappointment. When the package arrived it was empty! — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
So, I bought a new CD and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers... I mean plastic and… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'd like to start with the chimney jokes - I've got a stack of them. The first one is on the house. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, ‘Don’t be Sicily’. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.' — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me." — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'm not someone who gets to play The O2 and places like that, but that's the kind of rock and roll venue. The popularity… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I was watching TV one day, and there was this open casting call for extras, and my brother says, 'You wanna try out for… — CJ Adams Copy Share Image
I hate when there's a deleted scene on a DVD with no explanation, or you have to go out of your way to find… — Peyton Reed Copy Share Image
Maybe they'll start making serialized movies. I watched the first couple seasons of '24' and it's really fun. I bought the DVD and watched… — Jeremy Sisto Copy Share Image
Television viewing has become for me a completely different experience, because I don't watch shows on a weekly basis. I wait until the DVD… — Alan Ball Copy Share Image
I started my Twitter account for selfish reasons: I wanted to have a place to post updates on my book signing tour and stuff… — Bill Simmons Copy Share Image
We're chipping away at our capacity for wonder. When hologram TVs eventually go on sale, they'll cost £20,000 and be bought only by those… — Peter Baynham Copy Share Image
When the movie starts playing on TV and DVD, that's when you really see what the movie is. — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
I'm a real nature lover, so whenever possible, I like to get to the beach or get to a forest or get somewhere there's… — Murray Bartlett Copy Share Image
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack. That should be the name of my new DVD: 'Chris Rock: Slightly Above Hack'. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I started collecting baseball cards and basketball cards when I was younger. I have a CD collection that turned into a DVD collection, and… — Marques Houston Copy Share Image
When you are proud of something you have done, and you have made a film you feel has merit, and it's found an audience… — Cate Blanchett Copy Share Image