Little red riding hood Quote by Tim Manley

“Though Little Red Riding Hood harbored a growing disdain for anyone with a wang, she decided to give them one more shot, and signed up for OkCupid. Thousands of dateable suitors were just a click away! But all she got were these creepy messages from wolves. Well, that was disappointing, she…” quote by Tim Manley — Download Open image

““Though Little Red Riding Hood harbored a growing disdain for anyone with a wang, she decided to give them one more shot, and signed up for OkCupid. Thousands of dateable suitors were just a click away! But all she got were these creepy messages from wolves. Well, that was disappointing, she thought, and went out and bought a vibrator.””

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