Eyes Quote by Tiffany Haddish

I was getting keys for my apartment, and I asked if I could get doubles, because I'm forgetful, and the woman there said, "Yeah,…

— Mara Wilson

Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as an impersonation, and nobody looked up;…

— Don Rickles

What's funny is sometimes I'll watch a movie that's so gorgeously simple, it's like two characters in a house and I think, 'Oh my…

— Julio Torres

When I said I was going to audition for a film, I got a hearty laugh from all my family.

— Victoria Abril

I've always said people say on a dramatic show, 'I was crying. It was so emotional when he went and grabbed that little girl…

— Bob Newhart

Once, I was doing Bon Qui Qui in Miami, and this black girl was in the audience, and she yelled out, 'That's not funny!'…

— Anjelah Johnson

I was this extremely dramatic actress. And then, suddenly, I was doing comedy.

— Carol Kane

When I watch movies with my kid like 'Shrek,' I'm like, 'Wow, this is pretty funny.' That's why I wanted to start doing movies…

— Michael Pena

I knew I wanted to be a performer and do comedy at 5 years old. My dad's wife, Marlene Rosenbaum, was boiling water and…

— Sandra Bernhard

“I laughed too, but not at the hateful jokes made on my people.I laughed because, except that she was white, the big movie star…

— Maya Angelou

“I was there laughing and joking with everyone else, but it’s like there was some part of me standing back, watching, thinking, “Is this…

— Margaret Peterson Haddix

I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud.

— Neil Simon