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Couches Quote by Ted Nugent

“If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.” quote by Ted Nugent — Download Open image

“If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting him.”

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