Sarcasm-humor Quote by Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Be on time! If you have a 15-minute appointment—keep it at fifteen minutes unless there is mutual agreement to continue.”

— Susan C. Young

“I'm still here, Ms. Iverson.  Let me check my calendar, please.  It will be just a moment."  Dr. Jane Anne Conner put the call…

— Eleanor Webb

“My new appointment was supposed to be”

— Hannah Breece

“If it isn't urgent, worry about it later”

— Albert Einstein

“I realize it's not the best timing-it's only been a month, but life isn't about waiting for perfect timing. If you're not careful, life…

— Lisa Wingate

“If you want to get away with something, don’t announce it first.”

— Cynthia Lord

“That's good. Always take the time. You really never know when you're not going to have it anymore.”

— Jacqueline Woodson

“I found a note I wrote that said “Doctor’s Appointment Tomorrow.” Well, that note is wrong, because that appointment was yesterday.”

— Jarod Kintz

“You can't fault me for ensuring it's in working order... what if I hadn't used it and from this use it had fallen off?”

— Terry Spear

“You have to schedule your epiphanies. And be patient.”

— Rachel Caine

“A huge pet peeve of mine: being asked to arrive for a specific time, then being made to wait. Fifteen minutes was just about…

— wildbow

“Okay, I'll come back again on Thursday.”

— Philip K. Dick