"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was…" — Steven Wright
"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."
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Steven Wright
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That the state of knowledge in any country will exert a directive influence on the general system of instruction adopted…
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The uniform makes for brotherhood, since when universally adopted it covers up all differences of class and country.
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I separated from the Southern Baptists when they adopted the discriminatory attitude towards women, because I believe what Paul taught…
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